Football banter, organized
Submit a Slander name.
Vote the best to the top.
Slanderify lets you submit the funniest slander names for players across top leagues, then upvote the crowd’s favorites. Weekly, monthly, and yearly leaderboards keep score.
Preview
Randal Kolo Muani · EPL
Rwanda Congo Mali
Gyokeres · EPL
Gyok Lesnar
Florian Wirtz · LaLiga
Lil Uzi Writz
Submit
Pick a player, choose the league, and add your slander name. Simple and fast.
Vote
Upvote the best, downvote the rest. The crowd decides what sticks.
Climb
Leaderboards by week, month, and year across the top leagues.
How it works
1
Sign in
Use your email to get a magic link and join the banter.
2
Submit names
Add slander names for any player in EPL, LaLiga, Serie A, Bundesliga, or Ligue 1.
3
Vote + share
Vote the best ones up and share your favorites with friends.
“It’s like the group chat’s finest banter—finally scoreboarded. Submitting and voting is addictive.”
— A very opinionated football fan
FAQ
Do I need an account?
Yes. Sign in with your email to submit or vote.
Are there content rules?
We block disallowed phrases and reserve moderation rights. Keep it football-focused and fun.
Which leagues are supported?
EPL, LaLiga, Serie A, Bundesliga, and Ligue 1.
Ready to sling some slander?
Sign in to submit names and vote the best ones up.